Rappin' Legal Advice - Avocado Málaga

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Got legal tips that’ll take you to college.
Let’s talk ‘bout silent letters in English,
A rule so slick, it’s got me feelin’ like a king.
Next up, gonna teach you ‘bout commission contracts,
Legal tips so good, they’ll have you jumpin’ up like acrobats.
Then there’s T-Mobile’s updated terms and conditions,
Gotta stay updated, it’s a legal mission.
Carolina beach has some drinking laws that’ll make you go whoa,
Better read up, so you don’t land in a legal low.
If you’re into Xbox, we got law enforcement games for your satisfaction,
Playin’ the best police games, it’s a legal attraction.
Ever wondered ‘bout purgatory in court and what it’s all about?
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Arbitration agreements in California are next on the list,
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And for all you speed demons, wanna know if Lotus cars are street legal?
Legal guide on vehicle regulations, so you can drive without fear of being illegal.
Changing your name? Gotta fill out the social security name change form just right,
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Finally, let’s dive into the key elements and legal implications of a terms contract,
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